Whats up Townies? As you know this blog is becoming harder to do now that school is out and everyone is out of the loop. I don’t know, I guess I will have to try to go out and make the best out of what appears to be a slow summer. A little update on the job hunt, it’s going slow. I was sitting around doing nothing yesterday trying to think of some creative ideas to start incorporating in this already action packed publication. This is what I came up with, a cool names list. Corny as it may sound I think it might just work. Sort of like Jayson’s Shitlist. So here are the first two entries. 1. Les Lawless - This is the drummer for the Randy Rogers Band, what a badass name, I mean Lawless, kinda describes me. 2. Stormy Cooper – Part of the Roger Creager Band, the name just rolls of the tongue really well. The exciting event of last night was me cooking mean meal, and by mean I mean it was incredible. Then sat down and watched the San Antonio Thugs try to dismantle the Suns. I swear SA must be the dirtiest team in the NBA. First it was hitting Nash in the face, then Bowen kneeing Nash in the nuts, and finally Big Shot Rob checking Nash into the scorer’s table ala NHL style. This is the reason why I hate the SA Spurs. They cry about fouls and then they foul almost every time there on defense. That and I absolutely hate Manu, he is such a pussy wanna be Karl Malone. Well anyways the Suns pulled out the victory. Tonight looks to be about as fun as last night so until tomorrow when I’m bored, Eloc out.
FF: A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!
Townie Meter: 5/10 No townie sighting or townie like activity, yet.
Song of the Day: I Miss You with Me – Randy Rogers Band
Funny word of the Day: Nipply Ex. It’s rather nipply outside today.
Redneck word of the Day: Well, I’ll be dog. Meaning unbelievable.
Quote of the Day: “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin
TFOD: Falonious
