Ok so I can’t sleep. I just am not used to going to bed at 10:30 or 11:00. I’m a night owl much like all college students who realize that life doesn’t start till 10:30-11:00 and ends at 2-4a.m. I don’t know this fucking job thing just would be so much better if I didn’t start work before the sun came up. Tomorrow morning/today I go in at 4 in the morning, are you fucking serious? Yes! I might as well just stay up because I will just be more tired if I go to sleep for 3 to 4 hours and get woke up by an alarm. So now I’m stuck watching Conan and get this it isn’t even a new one, it’s one from Valentine’s Day! Give me a break a show that is over 4 months old. However, shows that are filmed on holidays are always informative. Also speaking of Valentines day, a few years ago Double D (Darryl Dora), yea a blast from the past hit his biggest shot against the only team he ever played good against, Kansas. Hell every time a watch that clip it gives me Goosebumps. And my dumbass was sitting in my dorm watching when I could have been there. So anyways I went and hit the sticks today, the good news is I think my putting is finally coming around, to bad the driver has went to hell. All that came out of this round was a bent shaft (my sand wedge), not that shaft you dirty minded individual. So I forgot to report on some townie action last week. I fondly remember back in the day (Wednesday), I had just finished mowing the yard and currently enjoying a cold beer when two townies come walking along. The two townies stop across the street at a puddle created from the night before, and then something happened that I would have never have guessed. This townie put townieism to a whole different level; he bent down and started drinking from the puddle at the end of the neighbor’s driveway. Mind bottling needless to say. Speaking of neighbor, I remember back in the day (Wednesday) neighbor used to be so damn hard to spell. It was one of those trick ya words. Another thing I did back in the day that was quite difficult was the game 24. It was a math game that gave you 4 numbers and you had to make them equal 24, and you got point according to the difficulty of the puzzle. Sudcu (however the fuck you spell it) had nothing on this game. Since I’m reminiscing about the past, I might as well let you in some memorable moments from early San Angelo life that you don’t know about me with the exception that my sister might know about them. Let’s start with bicycle accidents. First back when I was a young chap, I decided it would be a good idea to try to ride my Dyno (the best bike) down the 15 foot slide. Bad idea, I ended up with a chipped tooth that I still have till this day. Second bicycle accident, riding home on my brand new 10 speed mountain bike, I went head over heals because my foot caught the front spoke. See I had a little townie in me too, but I was able to get through that period in my life. So as I have been working at the toy store, everyday I go by the display for trampolines, and damnit I want a tramp. I had one as a kid and now I want one as an adult (use adult very lightly). Just imagine the fun that can be had on a tramp. You can jump on it, jump on it drunk, box on it, star gaze on it, fuck on it, and it could provide for some very funny moments. Here is another thing I am being to ponder, why does such shity bands get to play on late night tv? So I’m starting to get tired but you know how that is, once you get in bed your wide awake. I guess I could go for a marathon beat-off session to wear myself out, but that will only dehydrate myself. In the continue pursuit of achieving ultimate BAMD status (Chuck Norris) I have decided that I am not cutting my hair until next spring. I think I am going to an annual haircut system. I think it is going really well, the less I cut it the faster it grows. It’s going on 3 months and it’s already almost as long as it was in February and March. One last note, if you haven’t seen America’s Got Talent, watch it! The Hoff is just great and he reminds me of when he’s drunk.
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FF: Last call at 2 a.m., work at 4 a.m., what’s the world coming to? This is only leading to a crash course to destruction.
Townie Meter: 7/10 Townie on a golf course in the summer time means one thing, the frats have went home and now instead of polo chino pants, basketball shorts are acceptable clothing options.
Song of the Day: Scotty Doesn’t Know – Lustra (Eurotrip – Matt Damon)
Funny word of the Day: O-chin Ex. The titanic sank in the o-chin.
Redneck word of the Day: This column is getting nixed like Lance Nix.
Quote of the Day: “Behind the downfall of every great man stands a cold hearted woman.” – Cody Canada
TFOD: Wingstop is considered fine dinning.
