So here’s the deal, I have been spending way to much time on Myspace and Facebook. So I found a little song that describes me and quite possibly a few other readers.
Bud Light Presents: “Today we salute you, FaceBook addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be “virtually” popular. As if IM wasn’t enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 340659 “friends”. So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Face Book Psycho. It’s too bad that you’re not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you’d be the life of the cyber party.”
Don’t lie to yourself, you are on facebook at least 5 times a day, hell maybe 5 times an hour. Also yesterday as I talked on the phone to the Madre (mother), I realized how much I hate insurance agencies and oil companies. First how in the Fuck is gas worth 3.18 a gallon? Fucking money grubbers. Is 2 bucks a gallon not enough for you? 3 dollars is ridiculous, I mean it cost me damn near 80 bucks now to fill up. I’m sure yall all feel the same way about gas as I do so we will head on to insurance companies. However, I just saw a commercial with everyone’s favorite, Chuck Norris. Don’t say you don’t like Chuck for he will round house kick you to the head if you disagree. Now I saw a DQ commercial and it looked so damn tasty, to bad gas is 3 bucks a gallon or I might go get one, fucking oil companies. I digress, the Cubs are back on. Hell commercials are more interesting than Cub games. Why is it that for every ticket you get your insurance rate goes up? I mean it is literally possible to get 3 tickets in a week especially if your a college student. However, you can get in multiple car accidents before your insurance rates sky rocket. And what is it with speeding tickets being so expensive. You almost have to take out a small loan to pay off one of these bad boys. This brings me to my next rant, minimum wage. Who in the blue hell thought it would be a good idea to leave minimum wage rates at the same rate for the past decade? I think the last time minimum wage went up was in 94 but don’t hold me to it. Everything goes up except minimum wages. Oh well, thats why I’m in secondary education. I mean after you leave college, you have a job waiting for you. Finally cut all ties with Park Park, thank god. Ragweed in a week, hooray. I was so bored yesterday that I played MLB 06 the Show, yeah I know its last years game but I’m poor. Any who, I put up 25 runs on the 12-2 Mariners. Kick ass. Did do some studying last night up at the Library. My head hurts from all the studying I did. Summer is starting to look up. Till latter kids, Eloc out.
FF: Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word “criminal.” The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
Townie Meter: 8/10 Our townie bartender last night was hot. But still a townie.
Song of the Day: Americana (Mother Freedom Song) – Cody Canada Song
Funny word of the Day: Boobies. Ex. Look at them boobies, there amazzzzzzing.
Redneck word of the Day: Tar Ex. Look yonder, that truck tar is low.
Quote of the Day: “What it do? It is what it is.” – Ezra
TFOD: It’s illegal to for 17 yr olds to see naked people on t.v.
