After my longest hiatus ever, I have got enough new stuff that at least everyone will enjoy some part of this. Good to be back. Let’s see today I started my new work out routine as the whole crunch thing didn’t work out, so the new plan is to go for a run daily sorta like Padré Ted does. Might even throw in some free weights to boot. Oh yeah I decided to stop drinking during the week. I feel fantastic after my first run today, I think it was somewhere over a mile. My whole body hurts though, but I can feel the muscle just packing on. So get this….apparently the bartender over at Murphy’s likes us as he gave our group around 50 free shots Saturday night plus free pool and what not. Good place to go for a Wednesday night, however it is rather “chill” so if your looking to really party don’t go there on the weekend. Next up we went bowling, the Fucking Dude abides, on Sunday night. Not bad but we found out that on Thursday night it’s 6$ all you can bowl 10-1 with dollar pints. To top it off, there is also dollar pints on Sunday night and I don’t have classes on Monday, sweet. I would like to speak on the actual bowling, I dominated. I have only found 2 sports in my life that I do not excel at, pool and darts. Then we headed up to Chips, another pretty cool bar, but some dipshit wanted to hit the BAMF for no reason, but he knew better. Let’s digress back to Friday night, we had our first keg party, sort of but it counts, the whole thing turned into a mini-block party between the three neighbors in the ally, pretty sweet. Let me talk about class now, holy shit the fratness is absolutely out of control this year. I would say the frats make up 70% of all students; hold on GDI’s around campus half these frat fucks will fail out at semester. To boot I would be willing to bet that close to 80% of all the girls on campus are sorositutes. Overall the new crop looks good though, plenty of rain this summer. Found a pretty cool band here recently, an older band but better late than never, anyways it’s the Black Crowes. Top it off with the lead singer was the guy married to hottie Kate Hudson from all the good chick flicks including How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Tech rolled SMEW 49-9, with TEP coming up this weekend at Da Jones. Should be a great alcohol induced riot. Also TayTay’s dog is gone for good and to top it off he’s in a Cuba Diving class. Well I guess it’s time to cut this thing short time to hit the hay or jam out and eat. Eloc out.
