So I’m bored, and I should be studying but I need to take a break, plus you know you love my thoughts. So today I did nothing, I know I never not do something. Tomorrow I have my last test of the summer, yes yes y-e-s. I think all next week is open for me so I am open to do anything, anything. So in recent developments, I have received my BAMF badge, literally. It’s so kick ass. So going back to when I got stopped for driving to fast, I had to take a field sobering test. It is a field sobering test because no matter how fucked(1) up you are, as soon as the cop has you on the side of the road with a flash light in your eye and your having to fallow his finger to god knows where, you come back to life real quick. The only problem with this is these test are made for you to fail. I’ve taken 2 sober and failed both times. It’s fucking(2) unAmerican. Which I think is wrong, and you should too because this is infringing on our civil rights. Besides just because my eyes twitchs does not mean I cannot function a car. Some people can drink more than others without being all over the road. Don’t get me wrong, you shouldn’t drink and drive, always drink then drive because you might spill your beer. I’m getting off topic, ummmm beer. But really I know for a fact that I can be three sheets to the wind and drive better than half the retards in this town, half being fratties (absolutely horrible at holding there liquor). Maybe being a BAMF makes me have an elevated perception of myself, it’s not being conceded because I’m not. They should also make it a law that women cannot drive after drinking. I know that from experience that when women drive drunk it scares the shit out of me, that’s why I always get as hammered as possible before riding with an intoxicated woman. I also think that you should be able to get a designated drunk driver license, because this would cut down on alcohol related accidences. See if you only let good drunk drivers on the road after drinking, everyone would be safer. Well I think I have blown any chance I had at politics and wining a public office, once this is published on the net. In other news, I got my first offer to make money on the Townie, an offer from a porn site. So maybe I will try to do a townie calendar after all. Hell I could even start a porn site featuring Townies in action, maybe like Ron Jeremy. Money!!! Yea my public office chances are gone now. The countdown is on to Stoney on Wednesday, so if you’re in the Hub City next Wed. head to Wild West, there will be so much BAMFness in one building that Lubbock might blow up. Well it’s time to study or go to bed, maybe the lighter, Eloc out.
