I’m just wondering, are you still here? As I continue my trucking through summer, I can slowly see it fading to fall. Which is good because football, MLB playoffs, college football, and fantasy football. As I was hoping not to have to discuss fantasy football for the next month or so since training camp doesn’t start for the next two weeks. But, I took a look at our (BDC) league and noticed that Mike once again pulled the sheets over Padré Ted’s eyes. You see Padré has the first pick via the worst record last year, and he has decided, or was convinced I haven’t figured out yet, to trade (his) the 1st overall pick (LT) and his 2nd round (12th) for 3 picks, a 1st, 2nd, and 4th round pick. This is absolutely retarded, I mean I get shit all the time about being the retarded one, but I would bet my wonderlic test score is higher than Ted’s at this point. Not to mention I can drive a forklift, but that’s neither here nor there. I am to the point that we (the world) are filled with idiots that have no rational thoughts. I mean the first pick and his 2nd round pick for a net gain of 1 draft chose (a 4th round pick at that), mind bottling!?! There is good news though, I just made a fantastic steak and saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. In other fantasy news The New Orleans Katrina’s are in the middle of the pack in one of my fantasy baseball leagues and The BDC is moving up the leader board in another league after a slow start. So I recently decided that instead of mastering the air guitar, I would actually try to learn how to play a real guitar, I know breathe in breathe out. So I have already in a day and half learned how to tune the six string and also learned the G,C,D, and Em chords. I have also found my first song I’m gonna learn, Kiss Me In the Dark, containing thoughs chords. I originally was gonna learn Brown Eyed Girl, but I want to know country. However, I have already broken 2 strings, 1 over tying and 1 replacing the broken one. Net gain, -2. I really think I should get pretty badass at this. I just hope to be able to play Stoney’s library. This only furthers my BAMF status. If accounting was as easy to learn as guitar I would be set. In other news, I was Marsh Marsh’s whore today, running his ass around everywhere because his truck didn’t work. Also, I was promised some beer at the bar so I will take that as a net gain. The roomie is back on the 1st, might kinda be kinda nice to have back because I’m scared to stay by myself. It did rain today, and no my hair did not get wet, which I was happy. Oh I also got around to reading the new Harry Potter book; yea I know I said I wouldn’t so here’s what I did. I went to the Wall, and picked up the Twatter, and opened it up to the last page and read the last paragraph, much like I read all my books in high school. And to my disappointment, Harry lived. In all good tales the good guy dies in the end, except Chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger. Well I think it’s time to go look at some naked chicks so have a happy day tomorrow and a shitty night tonight, Eloc out.
FF: Medium well is the way Colé likes his steaks cooked.
Townie/Frat Meter: 7.5/10 Just your typical frat action, when is cowboy boots not acceptable footwear?………..Summertime.
Song of the Day: Still Here – Randy Rogers Band (Live at Cheatham Street)
Funny word of the Day: Buttstache Ex. Dude he is so hairy I bet he has one hell of a buttstache.
Quote of the Day: “Oh, this is gonna be a hard chapter.” -Acc. Teacher, thanks for the confidence boast.
TFOD: A 1st and 2nd round pick for another lower 1st and 2nd and 4th pick is a good even trade.
