Ok, so I’m gonna have to get a quickie in because I gotta be at work at 4, but I haven’t preached in the last few days. So I have now decided that at whenever possible I will now take Loop 289 everywhere, shall I say loopin’ it, a few of you know what I’m talking about. This is not because I like driving out of the way of things, or because I find it particularly entertaining to drive around on the loop because I don’t, but because of the god awful drivers that inhabits Lubbock. These fucking Townie drivers have to be the world’s worst drivers of any town. I always thought Sangalo drivers were bad, which they are especially on Knickerbocker and Sherwood Speedway, but even the Sangalo townies are better drivers than the LBK townies. So in other news my yard now looks like a CRP, for those of you not knowing what a CRP is, it is a government project that pays farmers and ranchers to grow grasslands on there properties, cool right to get paid to do nothing. Speaking of getting paid, I get paid today, might only be 20 bucks but what ever the hell, that’s one night at the bar. Speaking of bar, the BDC did some ravaging on the town Thur-Sun. Thursday night we, Brent, Marsh Marsh, and yours truly went to Daiquiri Lounge and saw the Kinky Wizards or as I call them the Kinky Lizards. The lead singer is trying his hardest to be as BAMFy as me, however he is just a few notches below, it’s ok everyone is. Then on Saturday night me and all three of the XC boys hit the DL up again to see the Wizards again. It was 2 dollar doubles and we proceeded to get lit out of our mind, it was mindbottling. The Wizards may be trying to replace BM&SRB as my favorite LBK band. Go see them; they play on Saturday at DL in a few weeks. BM&SRB are at Icehouse Tuesday, but I can’t go because of a test on Wednesday, so I will try to catch them on Wednesday @ Ruby’s. So then onto Sunday as kind of weekend cap-off, we decided to go bar hopping, a drinking Sunday, my 2nd fav. behind Drinking Thursday. First we hit Ruby’s because the XC boys minus Jay hadn’t been there, then it was off to Mesquites to have some 1.75 schooners, btw they are not real schooners, just in the shape of a schooner, and to sit up on the porch/balcony. We get up to the balcony and have plastic party cups and sat down. Me first then Marsh Marsh and then Brent was to be the order. However, as Marsh squared sat down, he put his cup of frosty refreshment on the crack of the table and it immediately spilled all over him, in the crotch region. It didn’t look like he just dribbled on himself; it looked like a racehorse pissed on him. So we chugged our beers, Brent and me and headed back to the XC. After a quick shower and change (we watched), it was back to the bar, this time Buffalo Wildwings. Now I know this isn’t really a bar but it did serve alcohol and actually had people in the place so we called it a night here. Knocked out 3 buckets and listened to some of the worst karaoke. Finally got home around 12:30, sorta resembled my typical night and next morning from the Spring Semester. In other words, besides having to wake up at 7a.m. it was fantastic. So to recap, Thur-Sun was a blur, won employee of the day(EOD) Friday and Saturday, found the Kinky Wizards, did some laundry, got my truck back, and got to see a BDC member that is gone for good from the LBK. Things to do this week include knocking the bottom out of my first Acc. test, BM&SRB on Wed., and having the weekend off. Happy trails, Eloc out.
FF: I am one of only two BAMFs in the BA, figure out who the second one is.
Fratastic/Townie Meter: 9/10 for the Thur-Mon. period. A townie came into Jayson House of Love (Straight Love) running from the cops Friday night. There are so many fratties in the BA you would think you were at Greek Circle. And my townieriffic co-workers.
Song of the Day – The CCR Jam from Musicfest 2006 (A whole album which is a first)
Funny word of the Day: Flapper Ex. Be sure to use the flapper.
Quote of the Day: Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad’s dick.
Seth: [shrugs] It’s a nice lookin’ dick. ———From Superbad
TFOD: Ted keeps making cameos all over Lubbock, last Friday we made a cameo in the back up TRU.
